You've been warned

Went for a check up today at the university medical centre. While I was about it, I picked up a few leaflets, including this one about the evils of alcohol. Apparently, this is the actual medical diagram of what happens when you drink:



There was also a section on the latest research into the dangers to cats of drinking too much:



And, in related news, Tokai University has recently imposed a complete ban on the setting of child pickpockets' hair on fire with cigarettes:



Spoil sports.