Saturday, January 19, 2008

The Northern Rock problem

It seems there is a bit of a problem with Northern Rock, the bank that sponsors that other great and discredited north eastern institution Newcastle United. The solution is so blindingly obvious that it amazes me that no one has thought of it before me: put Kevin Keegan in charge.

While they are at it they might put the whole of the UK mortgage sector in the hands of the Messiah.


Rockstar said...

Why aye, good thinking lad.

Nonjatta said...

Zero interest rates. No defence. But who knows it might work!?